- tweet_id: "902971813248065537"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - You're a nice person, Chidi…
    - Anagonye.
    - Agnocomonga.
    - Argrugande. Ariana Grande.
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "902972644177444864"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - Did you fill your bra with shrimp?
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "902972754928046080"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - The bear has two mouths!
    - "[people screaming]"

- tweet_id: "902999414809268225"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - Well, that's terrifying
  keywords: [clown]
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "903054616388087809"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
    - Plato.
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]
  keywords: [socrates]

- tweet_id: "903080149196800000"
  date: 2017-08-30
  text:
    - Now, what kind of pornography would you like to see?
  people: [Janet, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "903240999916462082"
  date: 2017-08-31
  text:
    - I have what doctors call "directional insanity."
    - I once got lost on an escalator.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "903305132225507330"
  date: 2017-08-31
  text:
    - I mean, you're like the worst part of Superman.
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "903433225053257729"
  date: 2017-08-31
  text:
    - This is what integrity looks like.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "903995989916344321"
  date: 2017-09-02
  text:
    - here's some dirt I put in a bowl because I'm amazing.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "904466026460577792"
  date: 2017-09-03
  text:
    - Heaven is so racist.
  people: [Jason]

- tweet_id: "904486666844332032"
  date: 2017-09-03
  commentary:
    - When someone says they haven't watched @nbcthegoodplace
  people: [Michael, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "904510071719305216"
  date: 2017-09-03
  text:
    - I love you too, egg.
  people: [Chidi, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "904680728855760896"
  date: 2017-09-04
  text:
    - Psycho, Creepo, Crazy Head, Stupid Juggling Weirdo,
    - Freaky Feet, and Nightmare George Washington.
  people: [Eleanor]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "904713166541668352"
  date: 2017-09-04
  text:
    - You didn't get into heaven at all, shirt-for-brains
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "904811308931043328"
  date: 2017-09-04
  text:
    - Welcome to the bottom of the barrel.
  people: [Eleanor, Jason]

- tweet_id: "905098269998686208"
  date: 2017-09-05
  text:
    - No, Eleanor. Once again, none of these philosophers
      is ever talking about masturbation.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "905211947863375872"
  date: 2017-09-05
  text:
    - You've got a whisper in your snickerbox
  people: [Tahani, Jason]

- tweet_id: "905510723933147137"
  date: 2017-09-06
  text:
    - Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.
    - That's how you got Beyoncé.
  people: [Michael, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "905562506860552192"
  date: 2017-09-06
  text:
    - My brain is horny!
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "905596489992372225"
  date: 2017-09-06
  text:
    - I am here to learn about ethnics.
  people: [Jason]

- tweet_id: "905746215593172992"
  date: 2017-09-07
  text:
    - Do you hear Ariana Grande playing?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "905892177854717952"
  date: 2017-09-07
  text:
    - That's your idea of paradise?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "905958875496579072"
  date: 2017-09-07
  text:
    - How do you row a boat?
  people: [Chidi]
  keywords: [lake]

- tweet_id: "906170328459730944"
  date: 2017-09-08
  text:
    - I came up with hundreds of plans in my life,
    - and onle one of them got me killed.
  people: [Jason, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "906262367021015040"
  date: 2017-09-08
  text:
    - snitches do get stitches.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "906529881411878914"
  date: 2017-09-09
  text:
    - This is an extremely precarious situation!
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "906579969744175109"
  date: 2017-09-09
  text:
    - Two losers, a trash bag, and a demon.
  people: [Trevor, Eleanor, Vicky, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "906637338146566144"
  date: 2017-09-09
  text:
    - ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
    - Let's Party!
  people: [Jason, Michael]

- tweet_id: "906663006653706240"
  date: 2017-09-09
  text:
    - Oh man, these horndogs are vibing like mofos.
  people: [Trevor, Vicky, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "906947415172841472"
  date: 2017-09-10
  text:
    - People keep asking me questions that I don't know the answers to.
    - That was my whole life on Earth.
  people: [Jason, Janet]

- tweet_id: "906964494999592960"
  date: 2017-09-10
  text:
    - Pobody's nerfect?
  people: [Tahani, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "907012089977470976"
  date: 2017-09-10
  text:
    - You broke the world.
    - That's not a compliment.
  people: [Chidi, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "907278614684631041"
  date: 2017-09-11
  text:
    - You know, I haven't been this upset since my good friend
    - Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend, Kanye.
    - who was defending my best friend, Beyoncé.
  people: [Tahani, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "907310777580879874"
  date: 2017-09-11
  text:
    - It was up there. It's real good soup.

- tweet_id: "907369204365582336"
  date: 2017-09-11
  text:
    - Uh, well, hooking up with someone
      with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy…
  people: [Eleanor]
  commentary: "#thegoodplace"

- tweet_id: "907386173735292933"
  date: 2017-09-11
  people: [Jason, Tahani, Chidi]
  keywords: [hug, thumbs up]
  meta: [gif, reply]

- tweet_id: "907680461840777216"
  date: 2017-09-12
  text:
    - I swear to Bieber.
  people: [Trevor]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "907686290153508864"
  date: 2017-09-12
  text:
    - I am auctioning off a lunch date with me.
    - The bidding shall commence at £3 million.
  people: [Kamilah]

- tweet_id: "908339181553901568"
  date: 2017-09-14
  text:
    - Wal… mart?
  people: [Tahani, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "908509946987155456"
  date: 2017-09-14
  text:
    - Also, I'm programmed to be nice to everyone.
  people: [Janet, Jason]

- tweet_id: "908530060860170241"
  date: 2017-09-14
  commentary:
    - when your favourite meal on Earth was just a bowl of M&Ms

- tweet_id: "908708486694834176"
  date: 2017-09-15
  text:
    - No offense, but that's a real bummer of a life.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "908797614564401152"
  date: 2017-09-15
  text:
    - Don't worry, I got you. I'll just tell Michael
      you're the bomb and that you got a dope soul and hella ethics.
  people: [Jason]

- tweet_id: "909114731574595584"
  date: 2017-09-16
  text:
    - They made a second "Spider-Man"?
    - What is there left to say?
  people: [Eleanor, Casey]

- tweet_id: "909317347789459456"
  date: 2017-09-17
  text:
    - Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people
      who are lying about their identities?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "909401593363128321"
  date: 2017-09-17
  text:
    - I'm talking "Kristen Stewart on a red carpet"
      level of emotionless here, all right?
  people: [Tahani, Vicky]

- tweet_id: "909446857742536707"
  date: 2017-09-17
  text:
    - Attention… I have been murdered.
  people: [Janet]

- tweet_id: "909485819932618752"
  date: 2017-09-17
  text:
    - I only have Anne Rice vampire novels with water stains,
      and I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.
  people: [Mindy]

- tweet_id: "909567646697508864"
  date: 2017-09-17
  text:
    - Send nude pics of your heart to me.
  keywords: [wedding]
  people: [Jason, Janet, Tahani, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "909763187582525440"
  date: 2017-09-18
  text:
    - This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "909821069766389765"
  date: 2017-09-18
  commentary:
    - tag your fav ashhole
  text:
    - Dude, you're like a legend in the bad place.
  people: [Trevor, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "909887254406955008"
  date: 2017-09-18
  text:
    - All Hawaiian, the worst pizza.
  commentary:
    - RT if you agree, like if you disagree

- tweet_id: "909917231961669632"
  date: 2017-09-18
  text:
    - And then at night, it was pretty classic torture.
      Uh, flying piranhas, lava monsters, college improv,
  people: [Vicky]

- tweet_id: "910154224419377152"
  date: 2017-09-19
  commentary:
    - "#TheGoodPlace is back TOMORROW on NBC at 10/9c!"
  meta: [gif]

- tweet_id: "910173664171249664"
  date: 2017-09-19
  text:
    - She make the bass drop…
      in my heart.

- tweet_id: "910211138092019712"
  date: 2017-09-19
  text:
    - Do you have a second to eat my farts?
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "910505076686336000"
  date: 2018-09-20
  text:
    - Great lecture by the way… so bleak.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "910573524967763968"
  date: 2017-09-20
  keywords: [points]

- tweet_id: "910581830767857664"
  date: 2017-09-20
  text:
    - She knows her A-B-Janets.
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "910603004579012608"
  date: 2017-09-20
  text:
    - Killing is one of the most famous
      moral no-nos.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "910699712919072768"
  date: 2017-09-20
  meta: [gif, reply]
  keywords: [laugh]

- tweet_id: "911341086924304384"
  date: 2017-09-22
  commentary:
    - Amen to that
  text:
    - Hey there, hot stuff.
  people: [Eleanor, Tahani]
  keywords: [tiara]
  meta: [gif, reply]

- tweet_id: "912166296376283136"
  date: 2017-09-25
  commentary:
    - He's so good at being douchey
  meta: [gif, reply]
  keywords: [noogie]
  people: [Trevor, Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "913153209593712640"
  date: 2017-09-27
  text:
    - Hi, there.
    - "[gasps] Fork off."
  keywords: [tiara, sash]
  people: [Janet, Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "913435673935384576"
  date: 2017-09-28
  commentary:
    - "New episode of #TheGoodPlace tonight at 8:30/7:30c!"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "913439448083378179"
  date: 2017-09-28
  text:
    - It ran for 16 years on the BBC.
    - They did nearly 30 episodes.
  people: [Eleanor, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "914595318838292481"
  date: 2017-10-01
  commentary:
    - Oh, no no no
  people: [Eleanor]
  meta: [gif, reply]

- tweet_id: "915972151915700224"
  date: 2017-10-05
  commentary:
    - "New episode of #TheGoodPlace TONIGHT at 8:30/7:30c!"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "916128240170827776"
  date: 2017-10-05
  commentary:
    - I thought so too but I think I was wrong. Looks like she just had a brow change? She has the same beauty mark
  meta: [reply]
  people: [Kamilah]

- tweet_id: "917178868838158337"
  date: 2017-10-08
  text:
    - Okay, stop talking. Do not talk again for 100 hours.
  people: [Eleanor]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "917359033245491200"
  date: 2017-10-09
  text:
    - Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
    - because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
  people: [Janet, Michael, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "917587113478148097"
  date: 2017-10-09
  text:
    - Call me a train.
    - Fill it to the brim with cocaine.
  people: [Eleanor, Janet]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "917592936023576577"
  date: 2017-10-09
  commentary:
    - so good
  people: [Jason]
  meta: [reply]

- tweet_id: "917597119736942592"
  date: 2017-10-09
  commentary:
    - "what needs to happen:"
  keywords:
    - [gay, more gay, all the gay]
  meta: [reply, pic unrelated]

- tweet_id: "917601728748498945"
  date: 2017-10-10
  commentary:
    - but... how...
  meta: [gif, reply]
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "918453707137630208"
  date: 2017-10-12
  commentary:
    - "A new episode of #TheGoodPlace airs tonight at 8:30/7:30c on @nbc!"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "918905929176719360"
  date: 2017-10-13
  text:
    - "Fun fact: Janet is me."
  people: [Janet, Michael, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "920087463711801344"
  date: 2017-10-16
  text:
    - What the fork is happening?
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "920115730988851205"
  date: 2017-10-16
  text:
    - "[sobbing]"
  keywords: [plunger]
  people: [Eleanor, Greg]

- tweet_id: "920691159172775937"
  date: 2017-10-18
  text:
    - He is a Jenga tower of sadness.
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "920997977447129089"
  date: 2017-10-19
  commentary:
    - "A new episode of #TheGoodPlace airs tonight at 8:30/7:30 on @nbc!"
  people: [Tahani, Eleanor, Jason, Michael]
  meta: [gif]
  keywords: [balloons]

- tweet_id: "921241869488500736"
  date: 2017-10-20
  text:
    - Man, repressing your feelings i great.
  people: [Michael, Janet, Chidi, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "921375708634591232"
  date: 2017-10-20
  text:
    - Birth is a curse and existence is a prison,
  people: [Michael, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "921390303029932036"
  date: 2017-10-20
  text:
    - I just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time.
  people: [Tahani]

- tweet_id: "922588425080922112"
  date: 2017-10-23
  text:
    - Oh, sorry, a millennial is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years. Millennial.
  people: [Michael, Jason, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "922845893300244481"
  date: 2017-10-24
  text:
    - It's suddenly very important that I get drunk.
  people: [Eleanor, Janet]

- tweet_id: "922916858776440832"
  date: 2017-10-24
  text:
    - I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.
  people: [Shawn]

- tweet_id: "923776556014669825"
  date: 2017-10-27
  commentary:
    - "Patiently waiting for wedding #2"
  meta: [gif, reply]
  people: [Jason, Janet]
  keywords: [cake, dance]

- tweet_id: "923923730094608385"
  date: 2017-10-27
  text:
    - Hi, guys. I'm broken.
  people: [Janet, Michael, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "924088330349813760"
  date: 2017-10-27
  text:
    - "[chanting] Kill me. Kill me. Kill me."
  people: [Janet, Michael]

- tweet_id: "924395351171354626"
  date: 2017-10-28
  people: [Michael, Janet]
  keywords: [rainbow, spectrum, prism, ear, light]

- tweet_id: "925092998630821890"
  date: 2017-10-30
  text:
    - up top!
  commentary:
    - 11K+ followers, including @DarcyCarden?!! WOW, thank you! High fives to all of you lovely people.
  people: [Eleanor, Janet]
  keywords: [high five]
  meta: [gif]

- tweet_id: "925888944792748032"
  date: 2017-11-01
  text:
    - "[wailing awkwardly]"
  people: [Janet, Michael]

- tweet_id: "926071413118705664"
  date: 2017-11-02
  commentary:
   - "The fall finale of #TheGoodPlace airs tonight at 8:30/7:30c on @nbc !"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Michael]
  keywords: [high five]

- tweet_id: "926163001845125121"
  date: 2017-11-02
  text:
    - I'll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper.
  people: [Eleanor, Tahani, Janet]
  keywords: [hug]

- tweet_id: "926563653930901504"
  date: 2017-11-03
  text:
    - Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it.
  people: [Eleanor, Michael, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "926849522721964032"
  date: 2017-11-04
  text:
    - Mmm-hmm. Everything's fine. It's okay. I'm fine.
  people: [Janet, Jason]

- tweet_id: "927320169957019648"
  date: 2017-11-05
  text:
    - I think I might hate things now, too.
    - So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants.
  people: [Janet, Jason]

- tweet_id: "927450831355564032"
  date: 2017-11-06
  text:
    - '"Congratulations, Beautiful."'
    - Thanks, Eleanor. You big flirt.
  people: [Eleanor, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "927597371072139264"
  date: 2017-11-06
  commentary:
    - Not at all! Go ahead
  keywords: [points]
  link: https://medium.com/@howard24/a-look-at-the-moral-point-system-of-the-good-place-7858215fd9dc
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "927671166470369280"
  date: 2017-11-06
  commentary:
    - "#thegoodplace mood board"
  keywords: [goo, plunger]
  people: [Chidi, Eleanor, Vicky, Janet, Michael, Tahani, Shawn, Jason]

- tweet_id: "928388005345333248"
  date: 2017-11-08
  keywords: [harry potter]
  commentary:
    - "11,164 votes and here are the results! (Janet's house was a tie between Ravenclaw & Hufflepuff!) #TheGoodPlace"

- tweet_id: "928628746554261504"
  date: 2017-11-09
  text:
    - I was pre-successful.
  people: [Jason]

- tweet_id: "929449402481238026"
  date: 2017-11-11
  text:
    - I won this ugly yellow toddler,
  people: [Michael, Eleanor]
  keywords: [minions]

- tweet_id: "929826892668112896"
  date: 2017-11-12
  text:
    - I love you too, egg.
  people: [Chidi, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "930176222696497153"
  date: 2017-11-13
  text:
    - And do you like France as much as I do?
    - Well, they enslaved my country for 300 years. So, no.
  people: [Tahani, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "930467464298815490"
  date: 2017-11-14
  text:
    - The problem…
    - Is me.
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "926771824708472832"
  date: 2017-11-04
  text:
    - Based on your last 10,000 comments,
      it would be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's head
      on Tani's body.
    - Or vice versa.
  people: [Michael, Janet, Chidi, Eleanor, Derek, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "930629602476789760"
  date: 2017-11-14
  text:
    - I used to think about how it's weird they don't make pants
      that are one big pant leg for both your legs.
    - You mean a skirt?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "932709380952346624"
  date: 2017-11-20
  text:
    - You know, I haven't been this upset since my good friend
    - Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend, Kanye.
    - who was defending my best friend, Beyoncé.
  people: [Tahani, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "933468923818926080"
  date: 2017-11-22
  text:
    - I feel like Friends in season eight,
      out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together,
      even though it made no sense.
  people: [Michael]
  keywords: [hoodie]

- tweet_id: "933744529781460993"
  date: 2017-11-23
  text:
    - Wow. I'm ready to be a mom.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "933873262060294145"
  date: 2017-11-23
  text:
    - Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy.
  people: [Michael, Chidi, Jason, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "934580966483550209"
  date: 2017-11-25
  text:
    - "[melancholy music]"
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "935305029824761857"
  date: 2017-11-27
  text:
    - She's essentially living a life.
      We can't kill her.
    - Not with that attitude, we can't.
  people: [Chidi, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "935655296311185409"
  date: 2017-11-28
  text:
    - I kicked a puppy into the sun,
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "935928345199628288"
  date: 2017-11-29
  text:
    - Yeah, but who are they gonna believe… me or a woman?
  people: [Trevor, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: 2017-12-02
  date: 2017-12-02
  text:
    - You suck!
    - I know!
  people: [Jason, Chidi, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "938111481807175681"
  date: 2017-12-05
  text:
    - Ya basic!
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "938443924015865856"
  date: 2017-12-06
  text:
    - Well, being ethical, it's hard.
  people: [Michael, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "938755012070662144"
  date: 2017-12-07
  text:
    - What does he have that I don't?
    - A soul. And genitals.
  people: [Derek, Janet]

- tweet_id: "940407833509679105"
  date: 2017-12-11
  text:
    - Well, since we're becoming friends,
      like Ross and Phoebe…
    - Weird combo to pick, but okay.
  people: [Michael, Eleanor]
  keywords: [froyo]

- tweet_id: "940719370178908161"
  date: 2017-12-12
  text:
    - Who's your favorite artist?
    - I mean, Pitbull changed the game
  people: [Tahani, Jason]
  keywords: [massage]

- tweet_id: "940951978229862402"
  date: 2017-12-13
  text:
    - Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people
      who are lying about their identities?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "938593239237582849"
  date: 2017-12-06
  text:
    - Not a robot.
  people: [Janet, Jason, Elanor]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "927724033138876416"
  date: 2017-11-06
  text:
    - I'm not a girl.
  people: [Janet, Jason]

- tweet_id: "942401813529137153"
  date: 2017-12-17
  text:
    - Will you be okay after I leave?
    - This will not affect me in any way.
  people: [Michael, Janet]

- tweet_id: "942516253700251648"
  date: 2017-12-17
  text:
    - You have a cat, and that's cool.
  people: [Michael, Vicky]

- tweet_id: "943124008316182528"
  date: 2017-12-19
  text:
    - '"Lifetime Ban from Build-a-Bear Workshop"?'
  people: [Michael, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "943924531969662976"
  date: 2017-12-21
  text:
    - I forgot how needy humans are.
  people: [Shawn, Michael, Vicky, Tahani, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "944332974434086912"
  date: 2017-12-22
  text:
    - Not a person.
  people: [Janet, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "945031723162759168"
  date: 2017-12-24
  text:
    - Why don't I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves?
    - No, it's annoying, and I'm right not ot.
  people: [Eleanor]
  keywords: [clown]

- tweet_id: "945341166404489216"
  date: 2017-12-25
  text:
    - I call them "opposite tortures."
    - Do you mean "presents"?
    - That's better. Thank you.
  people: [Michael, Janet, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "946443127879012352"
  date: 2017-12-28
  text:
    - Have fun being so amazing and perfect until you die.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "946501217273962497"
  date: 2017-12-28
  text:
    - "[gasps]"
  commentary: 
    - "ONE WEEK until #TheGoodPlace returns! What do you hope to see in the second half of season 2?"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "946513901289697280"
  date: 2017-12-28
  text:
    - His brain is wrong.
    - "[laughs]"
  people: [Janet, Derek, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "947642530706939909"
  date: 2017-12-31
  text:
    - It's suddenly very important that I get drunk.
  people: [Eleanor, Janet]

- tweet_id: "948657511950843904"
  date: 2018-01-03
  text:
    - We're all here because we believe that there's a better way
      to make humans miserable. And I… I believe in you.
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "948937851940605953"
  date: 2018-01-04
  text:
    - Well, I should really be going.
      I have to begin my 12 step Korean skincare regiment,
  people: [Tahani, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "948985031539806209"
  date: 2018-01-04
  commentary:
    - "#TheGoodPlace is BACK TONIGHT on NBC at 8:30/7:30C!!"
  text:
    - Yes!
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Jason, Chidi, Eleanor, Tahani, Michael]

- tweet_id: "949101170814889984"
  date: 2018-01-04
  commentary:
    - Happy birthday to the lovely & talented @DarcyCarden! 🎂🎈 Go get it girl!
  text:
    - Yeah, but… balloons!
  people: [Eleanor, Jason, Tahani, Michael]

- tweet_id: "950422600647405569"
  date: 2018-01-08
  text:
    - Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.
  people: [Michael, Shawn]

- tweet_id: "950543899247947776"
  date: 2018-01-08
  text:
    - Is there any way that you can die?
  people: [Chidi, Eleanor, Michael]

- tweet_id: "951151342864732160"
  date: 2018-01-10
  text:
    - I don't really experience the passing of time.
    - I do use it as a lotion occasionally.
  people: [Janet, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "951470653198225408"
  date: 2018-01-11
  commentary:
    - "New episode of #TheGoodPlace tonight at 8:30pm EST on @NBC!"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Janet]
  keywords: [thumbs up]

- tweet_id: "951499011562893313"
  date: 2018-01-11
  text:
    - That's not music.
    - That's EDM.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "951856548455821312"
  date: 2018-01-12
  text:
    - Now that's funny because it's very cruel and humiliating.
  people: [Michael, Eleanor, Chidi]
  keywords: [irrisiones infidelium convivia, thumbs down]

- tweet_id: "951957956366618624"
  date: 2018-01-12
  text:
    - Which… gross. Kissing is gross.
    - You just mash your food holes together. It's not for that.
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "952368421039235074"
  date: 2018-01-13
  text:
    - Janet! A million bottles of your finest booze, please!
  people: [Eleanor, Janet, Michael]

- tweet_id: "953076177719250944"
  date: 2018-01-15
  text:
    - I am pretty good at turning every place I go into my personal hell,
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "953082141587525632"
  date: 2018-01-15
  commentary:
    - thank you :)
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Janet, Chidi]
  keywords: [hug]

- tweet_id: "953836778359873536"
  date: 2018-01-17
  text:
    - I'm sorry, everyone. I just have some worries,
    - as well as some concerns, that could
      potentially turn into outright fears.
    - Oh, there they go.
      Uh, they're fears now.
  people: [Chidi, Janet]

- tweet_id: "955219205930053632"
  date: 2018-01-21
  text:
    - First man to say “well, actually…” to a woman
    - Sir Geoffrey Frumpton
    - Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
    - September 12, 1642

- tweet_id: "955493765594087424"
  date: 2018-01-22
  text:
    - I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside me.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "955640380564951041"
  date: 2018-01-22
  text:
    - You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
    - That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
  people: [Chidi, Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "956923705044631552"
  date: 2018-01-26
  text:
    - Is there a gift shop?
    - Jason, this is hell.
    - Of course there's a gift shop.
  people: [Jason, Michael, Chidi, Eleanor, Tahani]

- tweet_id: "957056026020282369"
  date: 2018-01-26
  text:
    - In the words of one of my actual friends…
    - Ya basic.
  people: [Michael]

- tweet_id: "957063037504180224"
  date: 2018-01-26
  commentary:
    - Gotta spread the word about this amazing show!
  meta: [gif, reply]
  people: [Jason]

- tweet_id: "957064086545752069"
  date: 2018-01-26
  commentary:
    - Gorgeous!
  people: [Michael]
  meta: [gif, reply]

- tweet_id: "959083958045761537"
  date: 2018-02-01
  commentary:
    - "The season 2 finale of #TheGoodPlace airs TONIGHT at 8:30/7:30c on NBC!"
  meta: [gif]
  people: [Michael, Janet]

- tweet_id: "961325693446623232"
  date: 2018-02-07
  text:
    - Almost makes me forget how miserable I am right now.
  people: [Chidi]

- tweet_id: "961627682944507904"
  date: 2018-02-08
  text:
    - Oh, I'm not a student.
      Are you Chidi Ana… Kendrick?
  people: [Eleanor, Chidi]

- tweet_id: "963187032796422145"
  date: 2018-02-12
  text:
    - That's definitely not true, but I also don't care.
  people: [Eleanor]

- tweet_id: "963431590884986881"
  date: 2018-02-13
  text:
    - You're supposed to do good things because you're good,
      not because you're seeking moral dessert.
  people: [Judge]

- tweet_id: "963964896776945665"
  date: 2018-02-14
  text:
    - I wish we'd met the way normal people meet,
      like at a philosophy conference or after one of my philosophy lectures,
      or you came knocking on my office door,
      asking for help with philosophy.
    - "[laughing]"
        
